Dear Santa,
These are the following things I'd like for Christmas. I feel I've been a good boy this year. (the incident with the flight attendants was NOT what it looked like... Okay. Yes it was...)
I want a couple new knees for quarterback Mark Sanchez. (assembly not required please)
I want good health for coach Rex Ryan. Also for the entire defense, the offensive line, okay for the who darn team.
I want a 41-0 victory over the Colts complete with five touchdown passes.
I want all the teams that have to lose to help the Jets to a playoff spot, to lose.
I want the Jets to win their last game as well, make the playoffs, and go on a winning streak that takes them to the Superbowl, the underdogs once more.
And I want a SUPERBOWL VICTORY.
Oh Santa make it so. Put your elves to work, and if I don't get what I want, or worse, get lumps of coal, you're getting another letter. And it will NOT have the same kind language in it.
I know where you live. (the region of the planet anyway). DON'T cross me. I'm a frustrated Jet fan. There's no telling how I'll snap...
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
GO JETS. BEAT INDY.
Mark J. Williamson
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